If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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