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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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