doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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