When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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