he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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