brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I am spending my child support on dildos
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
So vagazzling was a success
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
