office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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