She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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