I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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