I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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