i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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