So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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