Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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