He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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