Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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