the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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