Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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