I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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