"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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