That's when you crack a 10am beer
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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