Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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