Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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