i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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