You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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