you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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