weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
These tits shall not be calmed
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