Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
one might say we're banned from that church
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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