the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Randomize
