I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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