I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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I need you to use more vowels.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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