Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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