You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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