We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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