So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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