Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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