I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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