The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
...so i touched it.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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