just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize