absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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