Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i drank out of a bidet.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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