Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
