Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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