His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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