Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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