he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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