If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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