she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I want to fling myself into the sun
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize