Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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