Non-Jews are for practice
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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