For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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