I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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