Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
false alarm, still single
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
