He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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