If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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