so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
