Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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