Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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