im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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